kardashy:

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍 

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foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

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the-party-pineapple:

larpsandtherealgirl:

criticalanalytical:

this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.

this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.

this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.

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sadmemegf:

ways to make ur bed comfy

• put me in it

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1001-percent:

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

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terriamon:

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

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brightindie:

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

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if you racist you ugly case closed

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aptxx4869:

my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

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foodchewer:

when i die just remember i don’t care

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slayboybunny:

*hits rock bottom once a week* 

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vampireapologist:

Today’s mood:

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toadprince:

Oh of course sir we have a military discount *doubles the bill*

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cejayce:

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lleuwelyn:

looks more like she has been covering her ears to not listen to anything he had to say so he had to punch the wall to finally get her attention…

im a little bit confused, are you analyzing a stock photo used for an article from a satirical online magazine?

let’s all just take a moment to appreciate how a completely fictional man can exhibit abusive behavior in a hypothetical universe that exists solely to mock this behavior and someone out there will still bend over backwards to defend him.

While also suggesting that punching a wall is a rational thing to do to get someone’s attention

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